Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.
1. Idaho
2. North Dakota
3. Alabama
4. Indiana (Is this still a state?)
5. Delaware
Hahahah Indiana
yup.
Okay… so I wasn’t really an Ellen Page fan before, but now that I’ve watched Whip It (well, I actually still have 30 minutes left, but I’m gonna finish it tomorrow), she’s really growing on me.
Damn she’s so cute.